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Within a blink of an eye, 6 months have already passed and with 6 more months to go till we reach the end of 2006. Trying to make the best of this year while i still have time. 

I already accomplished 2 out of 3 for my 2006 goals, so…need to work slightly harder to get the 3rd one done. Been busy with the prep work for my sister’s wedding. So, gonna lay low for a while…

Trying hard to not write more about Malaysians’ driving skill but there are so much to write about us Malaysian. There’s always a new  trick  on the road everyday. From reckless stun move that makes hollywood stuntmen drop the jaws down the ground to the ground breaking jam on the highway, there is sure something to talk or complain about on a daily basis.

Maybe one day i’ll open a website with forums regarding how Boleh~! can we Malaysian really get while on the road.

One day then….

I keep on telling myself to not to write any more stories of complains about people’s driving typically Malaysian’s driving skill but *sigh*then the temptation is just far too great to resist. One really freaky incident took place last week and I just had to share it out with you but before I go on with my super dasyat driving tale, let me announce to you on what or who do I think are the worst driver in M’sia. It ain’t no Chinese Ah Beng in their modified Wira nor a L lesson kancil driver. Even a drunken Indian lorry driver can’t come close to what I think is the worst driver to ever exist in Malaysia. Okay, it may sound offensive to some of you out there. So, thousand and one apologies to you to all who may be offended soon…but the worst driver as far as I can see are Malay ladies wearing a tudung driving a Kancil or Kelissa car.

I’m not sure where the hell did they get their kopi “O” license but damn it, they are like walking time bomb on the road. To them, a navigation signal is like a time stopper or Godlike tool for once they hit the signal leaver to indicate that they want to switch to the next lane or turning into a junction, they will instantly execute it regardless if there is any car beside them or near them. They give you one hell of an adreline rush FIRST, the following with intense cursing and if your feeling rather more expressive than usual, you may even present “the finger .I.”.

There are two most radical incident with a Malay lady in tudung driving a Kancil.( also known as M.L.T.D.K)which I think I’ll remember for life and that would be when I witness a MLTDK reversed out from a roundabout exit when she discover she went in to the wrong lane or exit and try imagining you yourself trying to turn into the same lane with that particular MLTDK and all the sudden u see a red Kancil reversing out. If it wasn’t for the reverse light, I wouldn’t have known that the car is reversing and might have a head to butt collision with the damn red Kancil.

The 2nd incident would be the one took place last week in Sunway Medical Centre crossroad junction traffic light. Here how it goes, I was driving heading towards Sunway Pyramid to meet up with my ex-colleagues for lunch and I had to stop my car coz of the red light at the junction. I stopped my car behind a Kelissa Imago(did I get the spelling right?) filled with young MLTDKs and a very significant “P” on its windscreen. One of the traffic light were out and when it turned green, they didn’t see the other traffic light (P drivers..sigh never observative enough) and were not budging from where they stopped, so being typical me, I gave a slight tap ..I repeat again..a slight TAP on my car hon to indicate to them to “Move on woman!!!” they got panic and once again the Kelissa REVERSED!!! Gave me a minor shocked and this time I had to be generous to my car hon and gave it a big smack. OMG!!! WTF??? Those were the words running through my brain at that very moment. Luckily they managed to stop on time and eventually the driver uses her logic again*phew* and started moving FORWARD and all of those MLTDKsss were looking at me on their rear mirrors like felonies being driven away.

It’s all true…no bullsh*t bout the stories I just told you. If fact I even have a witness. Ask Melanie if you guys don’t believe me. But somehow she finds it rather amusing…hmmm… and you thought you seen them all but you’ll never know what sort of tricks a MLTDK will pull just to give us a heart attack on the road. There you go, i have said it…beware of MLTDK when you are on the road.

P/S: Kelissa Imago/Imargo or whatever izzit called ain’t pretty. Very lame green and if view from different angle, it turned to lighter green or a gay silver.

Here’s something freaky that has been happening to my life lately..well, it couldn’t have been that freaky, but hey…i may just be exaggerating here. *grinned*

Anyway, for the past 2 weeks i have been strangely awaken at the precise 4 a.m in the moring.Ok la..once i guess i was way early in my schedule by waking up around 3:55 a.m. Either i need to go down to  get a drink, or gastric pain, it alwiz occurs around 4 a.m.

Well, it has stopped doing for 2 days or so when i went to Thai Club and got home around 4 a.m and the following day coz i wuz so dead tired due to the lack of sleep, but then..last nite i woke up again around 4 a.m!! Arrgh..scary huh?

Remember watching the movie Exorcism Of Emily Rose? Where by all the shit happens at 3 a.m coz midnite 3 a.m is where by is the underworld’s happy hour time. Well, who knows rite our Cina style is 4 a.m. Haha..well, let us not think so far then.

Oh right, today i encounter another road hogger. It’s some old man who drives a blue wira.. too bad i could get a clear shot of the car and scenario on my phone.
Guessed old uncle cant see the road well…but then…he’s hogging the road and i shall brand him as a road hogger regardless of age and gender.

Well, let’s hope next time i’m fast enough to snap a pic of those bladdy road hoggers and we shall start a new Road Hogging Wall Of Fame page. Wahaha…damn i’m so lame…aight!

Every morning it’s the same old thing, jam or traffic going very slow…u’ll prolly expect an accident or something that causes the bladdy jam but NOOoooOO~~! at the front of the line, it has to be some reli farked up lame @ss driver who’s taking their very own sweet Bangla time to drive to work or some whorehouse which i dont really care.

Dah la they drive so slow, they have to drive at the express lane!! the right lanE!! Imagining in LDP some inconsiderable dumbnut can drive up to a whole 60KMPH on the express lane? cant they just move left or just dont get out of bed till like 11am and stay off the road till then to ease all our trouble and burdens over this?

After years of driving in slow moving traffic, i finally manage to compile the top type of ppl who doesnt understand the meaning of express lane or not considerate or worst still,  thinks that their father owns the highway.

1) Old mid life crisis uncle (prolly in uppermanagement lvl as they dont seem to be in a rush or hurry to get to office)

2) Young geeky chinese college student (mainly gurls which i think they dont have enuff guts to drive in a heavy traffic situation)

3) Malay aunties in their MPV or luxury car!!(big @ss car and they love to drive in between 2 lanes)

4) those lil vans which use for some minor contruction transportation where if ur lucky enuff, u can see some bangla’s head poping out for some fresh air while the van is on a slow move.

5) Malay male drivers which over the edge car muffer on a locally modified and  very UNattractive car and which they have 1 arm sticking out of their window with his rokok kretek.

There u have it, top 5 category of ppl who somehow share the passion to hog up the entire road or highway. Its really very frusfrating to drive slowly following behind a pack of cars and thinking that it’s probably a big  accident in front with body bags covering the tragic zone or something…but ended up u see lamers hoging up the road with the superspeed driving skill. Sigh…Malaysians!!

Hmm…rite, what there is to tell regarding my life? Well, basically i’m going through a phase in life where by u’ll be wondering what you really wanna do in your life and of course..how to earn proceed into my career and making a good income….without the help of direct marketing *grinned*. Dunno why, but sorry guys…i’m just soOOoo not into LB and these sort of stuff.

Anyway, been running up and down. Both for personal and biz. Well, that’s life i guessed. Damn i’m 24 this year and i still havent achieved anything big yet in life.  oh yeah, btw, today i saw one of the worst storm ever witness with my lil eyes in my 24 years of living. OMG, it looked just like those hurricane wind blowing around and yes….4 trees surrounding my office got uprooted!! i aint talking bout lalang trees, i ‘m talking bout those big trees….yeah…scary huh?

Sadly, one of my colleague’s car got smashed by one of those evil trees.. *now who said all trees are our friend?* and boy oh boy, his quite new Honda City became an instant kebab. Really felt pity for him …but then, it’s not his fault…just bad luck i guess. So, lesson to learn, dont park under a tree anymore for free sun shade, or …erm…trees and women are evil *grin*..haha..till then ..ciaoz~!

I’m sepposed to post this topic like months ago…but never seem to have the time and the effort to start writing my blog again. Every extra ounce i add on to my body, i’ll get lazier to write my so-called-blog.

Anyway, just writing to expressed myself that i find ladies that read during their spare time rocks. Well, not exactly rocks as in happening or so…coz come on la…usually nerds or geeks read alot right? haha.. well, back to the point, when i mentioned "rock" as in erm…sexier…yeah…i find chicks that read sexier in an intelectual manner…

Anyway, somehow i get turned on in a healthy way when i see a chick reads regardless to any sort of books or novels. Surprising as it may sound *Jeng* *Jeng* *Jeng*…i find that it is easier to have a conversation with chicks that reads. I mean, it’s a lil more interesting to talk to these category of chicks. Maybe becoz of the intelectual concept…but hey, who am i to judge who’s smarts and who’s just acting smart right?

Anyway, just a peace of my mind….so, you don’t have to really take note bout it… or do you ?? *grinned*